Faking Sick Leads to World Destruction

The dream all started with my dad secretly coming up to me seeming very giddy. He asked me if I wanted to call in sick to work so that he could too and I could drive him places. I said sure. He told me to meet him at costco in their back room at 4 in the morning so we could avoid being seen by anyone we knew including our managers and then call in sick from there.

I met him there and we snuck around the night crew, very afraid that we were going to be caught by the night shift workers. We did stuff like hid underneath freight and moved it with us when we moved until we eventually got out the back door and into my dad's car (though I was driving) and we called our respective managers simultaneously to call in sick.

I was all afraid cause I havent ever called in sick without being sick before, and so I was afraid something bad was going to happen or my manager was going to find out somehow. All went well though, and that night I had dinner with Becca's family and my family. I then felt terrible, like I was getting the flu. At dinner, Becca's dad asked me how my sickness was treating me, because he had heard I'd called in sick to work. I sounded like I had a throat cold by the time I talked to him, so I was relieved when I said I felt like crap and it was believable.

I continued to get worse, so I went back to my condo to wait for wes and tyis to get there and play some video games. I was sitting at the condo door waiting in the hallway of the main building (our condo doesn't really have a hallway, this was like an apartment building) when my manager from party city walked by with another one of my old managers from Ross. I said hi and sounded like a frog, and my manager asked me how I was doing. I told her I was feeling terrible and that I needed to talk to her about needing more days off. She told me to talk to my other manager from Ross. I then found out that secretly, she'd been my manager all along. She told me of all these lies I'd been told and the truth.

Wes and tyis arrived, and I was feeling like I was sick to my stomach. I told wes that, and he said that all I needed to do was fart, and proceeded to fart humongously. Tyis agreed, and then he also farted humongously. I decided to give it a try. I farted, but my fart was this weird purple gas. My fart combined with the brownish gas clouds of tyis' and wes' farts, and it began to grow and mutate. We realized we needed to run, and we ran away as fast as we could. The gas cloud started to ooze a purple goo that caught wes and tyis though, and it sucked them up and covered them in purple goo globs so that it could use their brains to think.

The gas thing made itself into a giant warship and started to destroy the earth, sucking up smart people and using their brains as it went along for more brain power. Eventually, it became so massive that the air force and all our armies combined could do absolutely nothing to stop it. I was part of a group of final survivers, and the leader of this group sold the group out for a place of "brain power" (the thing was going to use his brain to think a lot). I was one of three last survivers then, and I had to go into it to find out how to kill it. It had a weird cloud-like and purple interior. However, when I got just close enough to figure out how to kill it, it realized I was there and it started enveloping me with its goo because it surprised me. I got eaten and I never learned what happened to the last human survivers.